Nineteen

I cower back to my throne...slightly wounded. Actually, believe it or not, I wasn't saving the world the past few weeks. I've been busy, to say the least. I kinda promised you a movie review but I'm sure you've all gotten something on you're own. All I have to say is, GO SEE IT. Back to what's important, namely Me. I'm really going to start posting more often. Honestly. The catch is, my narcissism will only grow as my posts increase. So you ask, "What has he been busy with lately?" Well, I've started my own company. I am not at liberty to divulge any further information right now, but I'll let you know when I can. I've also been busy planning my university life. So far so good. I've narrowed it down to 8 chicks I'll be rooming with. The final cut will be in a week and only 3 will remain in my room. Its like "Survivor: Allstars" fused with the "Playmates" edition of "Fear Factor". Really exciting. I've got some people I have problems with on the internet. One of them is fairly famous for his acid tongue and masterful writing but alas it is I who is destined to knock him of his pedestal of pseudo pirate mutiny and misogynism. Many of you may know him as "Maddox". Personally, I hate his entrails...I mean guts. Only because he doesn't respond to well written hate mail, or hate mail he cannot grammatically and logically rape. He doesn't acknowledge the fact that he is a moderately funny yet grossly overrated web celebrity. He may have been cool when it was cool to sound like you hate the world, but sorry kids, that fad is gone. He'll have to find another way to attract the web-addicted, angst-filled 12-16 year old demographic lest he be shamed by the one and only RealTM. And I'm sure "Maddox" doesn't read this, or atleast doesn't acknowledge that he does but I suggest as many people as possible send him well written hate mail. If he's anything like I think, and I think he's a lot like I think, he'll ask his wife/girlfriend/significant other, whom I will not demean yet, if he can try to take me down. That's enough about the poor guy. I'll humiliate him later. Live long and....I think it's prosper. Not sure. Someone look that up please.